Grade 6 Applied Nuclear Particle Physics
 


   

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THIS


    The only thing that I can tell you is that the positron accelerator is almost finished, NASA has approved full funding, and that we had absolutely nothing to do with that massive power blackout in eastern North America a few months ago. And we promise that it will never happen again.

We can tell you, though, that we're going to share the Nobel Prize money equally, and that you should all sell your cars and microwave ovens by the end of the year.

For those of you who would like to join the team and already have the necessary prerequisites, we encourage you to check out the ABCs of Nuclear Physics.  Help us power the world.


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Of course, it's not just bookwork. Shamus and a couple of people from CalTech put this together for science fair:



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